I am legit sobbing after watching the reaction video and the crowning.
Accurate. Black coffee 4 eva
Alternate names from friends & comments on the Hairpin: The Cunt for Red October, Hymen and Garfunkel, The Maude Squad, Militia Etheridge, Bonerkiller, ThundaCunt, Cliterary Devices, Labia Menorah, Menarche in the U.K., Aunt Flo Rida, Fallopian Rubes.
HYMEN AND GARFUNKEL